party issue
But Hey, Dj, Wait A Sec!
Face it, pal, your girl's not dancing. She might bounce around to the occasional Lil' Jon track or something, but she's not losing herself to the music in the moment.
Partying In Prison
Don't let this bum you out, but British prison suicides are up by a huge fucking 40 per cent.
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Chair Party
This month it was decided that everyone had to be wasted. All editorial meetings were conducted drunk, in bars, and every writer was told he or she needs to have at least a bit of a buzz going while writing.
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