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Nine-Year-Old Wins 'Tastiest Girl' in Mosquito Bite Contest
She went home with a ceramic trophy and a monumental number of itchy welts.
The San Andreas Fault May Be About to Explode
San Andreas hasn't relieved any pressure in over a century, making it "locked, loaded, and ready to go."
John Kasich Has Finally Accepted the Sad Inevitability of Trump
After winning only 7 percent of Indiana, Kasich is officially out of here.
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