Real-life Stories
How to Show Idiots Who's Boss
You can only shit on a man so many times before he grabs his dick and screams "Enough is enough!"
Marked for Life
This might blow your mind, but sometimes getting a tattoo is a really, really bad idea.
Home Town Heroes
Everyone has a hometown story they wheel out to impress friends. That said, you can weird people out when you start talking about that time you had sex with a wine bottle on the beach. Here are a few stories about hometown pride.
The Best Worst Idea You've Ever Had
And a couple of the worst best ideas to even things out a little.
A Very Messy Christmas
So it's Christmas next week, which means most of you will be heading home to spend time with a couple of people you want to see and about nine people who are as fun as inflamed facial herpes on a first date. You know what helps in situations like that...
The Very Worst Sex You've Ever Had
Sex is usually great, but sometimes it ruins your whole life. Here are some stories about that.
There's Nothing More Damaging Than School
Here are a few stories about horrible or funny things that happened to people at school, including menstrual finger-banging and biting little girls until they bleed.
A Party's Not a Party If You Don't Punch a Fish
You've never been to a party that even comes close to a VICE party. But we thought we'd humor you anyway by asking you for your best party stories, writing them down, and drawing fun pictures to accompany them.