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Australian Prisoners Are Giving Themselves DIY Penis Implants
Turns out that a sizable chunk of the inmate population in New South Wales, Australia, is getting inventive with their wangcentric entertainment and performing DIY penis-implant procedures on themselves with rusty razor blades and bits of scrap metal.
Aleks Eror
3.26.13
Nimrod's Prank Calls
Will You Feed Your Children My Packing Tape?
Some people have turned to chewing on adhesive tape rather than gum. Because what's the difference, really? So, I decided to call schools and parents and responsibly option them specially priced, ready-to-eat tape.
Nimrod Kamer, Nimrod Kramer
10.2.12