Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll

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  • Clitoral Gel and Coke

    While the gentle stuff felt burning in a good way, the Max O burned in an "oh fuck do I need to get tested?" way. It felt like my pussy had smoked a menthol cigarette.

  • Morning Wood and Pop Crushes

    When I was a little kid I'd wake up at the crack of dawn ravenously hungry. I'd walk to the kitchen, secretly hoping to wake up my mom and fix myself Eggo waffles. Twenty years later I'm still an early riser with an appetite, but my cravings have...

  • Sexual Flavors and Candy Tripping

    Covering the big topics: how to mask the fact that jizz is gross, fun drugs, and rappers who like white bitches and orgies. Normal.

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