take a stroll... with rob delaney
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - High on Fire
Dear Matt Pike, you are a filthy animal teaching scumbags like me about NOISE. So you want to drink booze? Tough shit. We need your sonic warfare more than you need a particular beverage.
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - Cooking Up a War? Don't Forget the Piss
People are understandably upset after video emerged of what appears to be U.S. Marines urinating on Afghan corpses. If they're surprised, however, they need to pick up a history book.
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - Mittens Romney!
You don't have to like it, but much like the sun will come up tomorrow and shine down on your morning boner, Mitt Romney will be the GOP nominee for president.
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - I Fuck Food
I would rather my wife see my computer's browser history than the amount of McDonald's visits on my credit card statement.
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - My Life with Jews
I grew up in Marblehead, Massachusetts. It's about 40 minutes outside of Boston, on the ocean, and there are a lot of Jewish people doing all kinds of Jewish things all over the place.
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - St. Mark's Magic Bookshop
Earlier this week, a woman on Twitter wrote me and asked me to sign and retweet a petition to help save St. Mark's Bookshop in New York City's East Village.
Take A Stroll... With Rob Delaney - Follow Me On Twitter!
If you've ever stolen one of my jokes, don't worry, I'm not mad.
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - Look Deep into My Eye
I'd had close to no sex when I got to college. My penis had been inside a couple of girls, but I didn't really know what to do with it and I could have been charitably described as "very awful" at making and/or doing sex. So at NYU, I made a concerted...
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - Debt Ceilings, Debt Feelings
The news is dominated by the deficit talks in Washington right now. Simply put, the Republicans want to close the gap through cuts only, Democrats want to do it with a combination of cuts and revenue, and Tea Partiers want to do it through a...
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - Look: I Am Your Father
I'm a dad. I have been for three months. I like my baby. I love him, even. This is probably because (head reason) I'm programmed to, and (heart reason) the sight/smell/sound of him is intoxicating and I can't get enough of it. I want to smell him so...
Take a Stroll… with Rob Delaney - We Jumped Off the Manhattan Bridge
One night in the summer of 1999 I jumped off the Manhattan Bridge. It wasn't a suicide attempt--I had a bungee cord attached to my ankles. But it was still illegal and not part of any tour package or team-building exercise