The Drugs Issue

  • Totally Fucked Up

    Total Fucking Destruction ARE that fucking high, because that’s exactly what they do!

  • Blacks Vs. Whites

    How come black people never get totally shit-faced?

  • Gross Jar

    Spring has come, and our former rat deficiency has blossomed like a patch of verminous rhododendron into an overwhelming abundance.

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  • Farmer High

    Adderall is cocaine for rich people. It's an amphetamine more powerful than Ritalin and steadier than speed.

  • Tidbits

    After 60 years of being forced to eat the world's shit for allowing Nazis to flourish, the Germans have gotten pretty used to it.

  • Electric Independence

    It's always a treat to hear Aphex Twin DJ, especially in unusual places. He never disappoints.

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