The Horse's Ass Issue

  • It Happened

    It was autumn of 2005 and I was 18 and unemployed. I lived in a sleepy little town called Whakatane (pronounced Fuck-a-tar-nay by most ignorant whiteys who can't pronounce Maori names correctly) in New Zealand.

  • The Great Firewall

    When I was lined up waiting to cross the Macao border into China for the first time, I was honestly scared.

  • Giant Cats

    The widespread denial of the existence of large cats—like panthers, leopards and lions and tigers—in the Australian bush, strangely defies the number of sightings by locals and budding cryptozoologists.

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  • It's In The Computer

    Today, hacking has become a very real subculture that’s seen many of those involved rack up years behind bars, as well as millions of dollars worth of damage to corporations and individuals.

  • We Could Be The New Wind!

    Recently, while innocently perusing YouTube and-swear to God-not looking for anything raunchy, I came across this amazing girl who posts tons of videos of herself farting and subsequently cracking herself up.

  • Rehabistan

    It’s really easy to get opium and heroin in Afghanistan, where over 90 percent of the world’s supply is produced.

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