The Sex Issue

  • You Did What?

    Cursed are from Canada and play all-out-war crusty hardcore that reminds you of Born Against, Nausea, pre-boredom Neurosis and Echonochrist.

  • Yo! What Is Up?

    Did you know you can fracture your penis?

  • Lana

    My name is Lana and I'm a transsexual prostitute from Samoa.

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  • Landing A Man

    Act nice and make yourself seem like a slut. They like that.

  • Sex Addicts

    Most British straight people think that getting AIDS is even more impossible than paying back their student loans.

  • Electric Independence

    If you've got broadband and speakers and you're not permanently masturbating yourself into a frenzy then what are you playing at?

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  • Facking Cants

    I don't know about you Yank girls, but I cannot imagine anything more devastating than being called "cunt" in an East London brogue.

  • Me So Horny

    Flicks of Iraqis with their faces exploded.

  • Pockets Dumb Fat

    Maybe when he retires, Suga will see the downside of the pimp game.