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There's Nothing We Can Do: The Tragedy of Going to the Mall on Black Friday
What if you need to go to the mall to get your cell phone screen fixed, but it's on the biggest shopping day of the year? It might drive you to tears too.
You Can Undress the Models in This Fashion Shoot
Or dress them up. Whichever you'd prefer, really. It's like the 2014 version of those sticker books where you could take people's clothes on and off. This is way better, because you won't leave the stickers on the carpet and get them all linty.
I Used a Fake ID to Scam My Way into Britney Spears Day
When I found out that girls named Britney would get VIP access to Britney Spears Day in Las Vegas, I knew I had to get there, no matter what it took. The only problem was that my name isn't Britney.
Hey Internet, Stop Trying to Make the 'Pussy Lips Challenge' Happen
If you thought the Ice Bucket Challenge was too clever—and too useful—then you are going to love the Pussy Lips Challenge.
Flying American Slobs
I was hanging out in a business-class lounge at JFK airport, waiting for my flight, when I saw two women enter, one American, one Italian. Try to tell me which is which. The first looked relaxed, classy, and very rich. The second woman was wearing Uggs...
Uggs Are Cool, Everyone Is Stupid
If you put on a pair of Uggs you will cum your pants. Of course, no one in Brooklyn realizes that because they're too busy making pickles like they did in old times.