Volume 10 Issue 1

The Happiness Issue
No More War
A brilliant neuroscientist in Canada has invented a helmet that delivers the divine bliss of religious epiphany.
Quinn Morrison
12.1.03
Music
The Second Coming
Sam McPheeters discusses shooting his mouth off and pleated pants.
Artie Philie
12.1.03
The Happiness Issue
The Joy of Porn
Remember the totally amazing sex you had as a teenager? Well, you'll never have anything like it again.
Justine Gilde
12.1.03

Music
Bring It On!
Type “cheerleading” into your favorite file-sharing program and you’ll be bombarded by bad porn and quality megamixes.
Ol' Curly
12.1.03
Music
Beats And Rhymes
Fritz the Cat writes about rap music.
Fritz The Cat
12.1.03
Music
Yummy Yummy Yummy
Kelly and Kim explore the world of Bubblegum Pop.
Bubblegum Queen Kelly Kuvo and Kim Cooper
12.1.03

The Happiness Issue
Ticket To Ride
State lotteries love people with a hopeless attitude and who could be more hopeless than the homeless?
Brian Thomas Gallagher
12.1.03
Entertainment
Vice Fashion - The Happiness Issue
Photos by Danielle Levitt and Styling by Signe Yberg
Danielle Levitt
12.1.03
The Happiness Issue
Hey You, I See You
Hardcore Multi-Mediated Eye to Eye Combat
Lesley Arfin
12.1.03

Tech
Animals Are Gay
Scientists have followed troops of monkeys around and recorded how they spend their days.
Markus Saunders
12.1.03
The Happiness Issue
Tidbits
Make your own dildo and other fascinating tidbits.
VICE Staff
12.1.03
Entertainment
Literary
Looking through the happiest books ever made.
Kyle Strachan, Jim Millstone, Jan Peoples
12.1.03