Volume 11 Issue 8
The Hardis Thing for Me to Do
Approximately twenty percent of Australians between 15 and 47 are illiterate. That means we have 2,607,400 dumb people living in our midst.
Total Eclipse of the Heart
This is the kind of heavy where your intestines rub against each other from the bass and you alternate between ecstasy and doomed grief every couple of seconds.
Lessons In Love
I first met my BUDDY Dave One at Stanislas High School, Montreal, about ten years ago.
Teachers Are Stupid
After 17 years of living in a zoo (being a public school teacher), I've carved out a niche for myself-I only teach "gifted" children.
Nursery Crimes
Occasionally a band comes along so perfect, original and unaffected that rabid scenesters can only watch in disbelief as the words, "why didn't I think of that" spill from clenched teeth.
Hot For Teacher
"Oh, wow, man, I said/Wait a second, man/What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this year?/Fuck man!"
The Best Academic Writing of 2004
Every year (or maybe just this year and never again), VICE pledges a giant "hello" to the magna cum laude of America's high schools.
Bring The Noise
You know those friends at high school who would constantly rabbit on about some new 'awesome' band that 'you just had to check out'?