Volume 12 Issue 1

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  • The Sex Issue

    Landing A Man

    Act nice and make yourself seem like a slut. They like that.

    Melissa Burgos, Pegah Farahmand
  • Entertainment

    Sex Addicts

    Most British straight people think that getting AIDS is even more impossible than paying back their student loans.

    Alex Sturrock
  • Music

    Electric Independence

    If you've got broadband and speakers and you're not permanently masturbating yourself into a frenzy then what are you playing at?

    Piers Martin
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  • Music

    You Did What?

    Cursed are from Canada and play all-out-war crusty hardcore that reminds you of Born Against, Nausea, pre-boredom Neurosis and Echonochrist.

    Andy Capper, Andre Corper, Andre Corper
  • The Sex Issue

    Me So Horny

    Flicks of Iraqis with their faces exploded.

    James Fluck
  • Music

    Pockets Dumb Fat

    Maybe when he retires, Suga will see the downside of the pimp game.

    Jon Caramanica
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  • The Sex Issue

    Frankly Speaking

    A man told me to stick a hot dog in my vagina wen I was 11 years old :(.

    Amy Sedaris As Told To Jesse Pearson
  • The Sex Issue

    Tidbits

    Beating off old men in the backs of cars is a great way to make five bucks, but what if you're not a gay junkie?

    VICE Staff
  • The Sex Issue

    Games

    Getting to play as your favorite enemies.

    Syrup Davies, Matt Pukingstein, Moonboots