Volume 12 Issue 8
Tidbits
I think we're starting to realize that, fuck, America is only 5 percent of the world's population, and Bush's plan to kill every "bad guy" in the world may be a little trickier than he had originally thought.
Righteous Dad
Gary went to jail in the 70s on a weed-possession rap, but right before he did he recorded this beautiful, smoky album full of soft and mellow and soulful jams.
VICE Fashion - The Big Douche Chill
At the funeral Karen is hurting so bad she decides to play the Stones on the church organ.
Dos & Don'ts
If you truly care about the systematic and relentless oppression of women you will satisfy her whenever, WHENEVER she needs it.
...But Be Cool To Your Grandparents
Your grandparents are really cool, and you should be cool back to them.
The Witten Effect
Benjamin Theves's love of music was awakened the same way it is for most kids, during a break dance contest to Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal" when he was eight.