Volume 13 Issue 9
Hairy Pizzas
Hello, my dad is Troy Sanders from Mastodon. Here I have interviewed him for Vice Magazine.
P.O.P. Machine
I got to interview the band Peter, Bjorn and John. They were nice and kind, and I think that their music sounds like rock, but it's not really rock all the way. Their music sounds a bit Chinese too, but I still like them.
VICE Lectures For Kids
Hey kids, ever wonder what will be happening four years from now? Ugh—high school! How about 40 years from now? Ugh—apocalypse, riots, and computers ruling humankind as if we were their toys!
Axes Of Evil
My name is Hampus and I'm 9 years old. I was the "little guy" people have been talking about who got Jon from Dissection's guitar at the Midsummer Massacre!
Tidbits
AIDS has been such a burden on the fag lifestyle that a lot of them are just bending over with exhaustion and saying, “Fuck it.” Instead of running from the disease, they are barebacking it and embracing their fate.
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Paloma and Reuben are both 14-years-old, in grade eight and pretty cool. Earlier this year they dated for three months, although the first month was unofficial so it doesn't really count.
Games
In this game you play Scarface who is a gangster that wears an orange shirt and white trousers. There is a film about him that my dad has seen but I’m not allowed to watch it.
Coming Out Is A Bitch!
"I’m 13. At first I felt like everybody was abandoning me and everything. My best friend’s family had kind of taken me in. But when I came out they kind of just left me, and now they completely hate me."
Anti-social
An ASBO is an Anti-Social Behaviour Order given out to people who are always mucking about and getting in bother with the pigs.
Robotrip Down Memory Lane
Suffocating yourself to get high is a good time when you're 12, but that's just because you have no drug points of reference against which to compare the quality of "feeling floaty."
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
We set up a blind date between Zata and Sidney, two 13-year-olds that live in New York City. Zata is a skater I know from skating at Tompkins Square Park and Sidney is originally from London. I chaperoned and paid the tab.