Volume 15 Issue 10
Interview with a Guy Who Puked on Hollywood Stars
"Why did you do this?" "I was in LA, and I just figured why not. It’s all people I have a fairly large problem with." "Is it real puke?" "Yes. I tried to eat different gross combos of food, like for Wesley Snipes, I ate Doritos and milk."
An Interview with a Mexican Coke Dealer
Julián is a coke dealer. He’s 44. He’s been working Mexico City for two decades. He agreed to take us on a ride-along as he worked. The phone never stopped ringing, not for a minute.
The (ex) Biggest Heroin Dealer in the Whole Wide World
By the time Suleyman Ergun was 21 years old, he was the world's most prolific and powerful seller of smack.
An Interview with a Schizophrenic
My friend Phiiliip (yeah, spelled like that) is schizophrenic. He didn't used to be, but he is now. It can happen to you too.
A Guy Who Makes All of Us Look Like Babies in Comparison
I first met Kavuye two years ago when I was training with the Advance Force Rangers of eastern Congo.
My Dad The Air Traffic Controller
My father has been an Air Traffic Controller at the Philadelphia International Airport since 1985 when I was four years old. This may explain all of the beatings I received from him while I was growing up, given that it's the second most stressful job...
Joss Whedon
Fuck it. It's time to come out of the closet. We were/are total nerds for Joss Whedon and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
An Old Japanese Doctor Who Survived Hiroshima
Japan is still (as of press time on this issue) the only country in the world that has been a victim of the atomic bomb.
An Interview With My Coke Dealer
We've all got dealers we like to call "our guys," but aside from their numbers, general delivery hours, and where they usually are at 1:30 AM Saturday morning, how much do we really know about them?
Nayland Blake
This guy right here is an artist and a professor and a bear and a pipe man and an S&M switch and—what in hell does all that mean?
Two Mexican Windshield Washers
Everyone hates fucking windshield washers. Except us. We think they are just the cutest little pariahs we ever did see. Or at least we did until we hung out with a couple of them.
Joss Whedon
Fuck it. It's time to come out of the closet. We were/are total nerds for Joss Whedon and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.