Volume 18 Issue 12
Pizza Wars
Bombing a Papa John's Pizza franchise to get all of their customers sounds like a good idea if you're from Florida, the cerebral palsy-ravaged appendage of the United States.
What’s Up, Occupy London?
The Occupy London movement, camped outside St. Paul's Cathedral, recently removed a widely photographed protest banner that read "Capitalism Is Crisis" and replaced it with another declaring "Real Democracy Now."
The Great Curve
Just because you read H.P. Lovecraft doesn't mean you know shit about non-Euclidean geometry.
Christ A-Go-Go
Christians have transformed an abandoned slaughterhouse in Aubervilliers, France into a perplexing playground of weird holy services. I decided to join in.
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We went to 4chan.org looking for the masterminds behind Anonymous, the group credited with sparking the Occupy Wall Street movement. All we got were these ridiculous comments.
Mad as Hell
Stéphane Hessel's manifesto "Time for Outrage!" so captivatingly expresses discontent for oppression it'd spark a political awakening in the worst glassy-eyed Jersey Shore fan.
Don't Fear the Square and Compass
Conspiracy theorists have been accusing Freemasons of being an evil secret society long before that freaky pyramid eye showed up on the $1 bill.
Logs Don’t Lie
Papua New Guinea is currently experiencing what may be the most brazenly illegal land grab since its colonial days.