Volume 19 Issue 4
Ron Galella Hates Gang Bangs
Before the concept of paparazzi became what it is today, Ron Galella was sneaking into parties via dumbwaiters, snapping shots of Madonna and Bowie dancing post-rails at Studio 54.
Stallone Hates Bulgarian Bats
Sylvester Stallone’s latest pièce (of shit) de résistance, "The Expendables 2," has sparked quite a bit of controversy.
Planet Lol-Lywood
Among all the shitty themed family restaurant chains on this doomed rock, Planet Hollywood is undoubtedly the saddest, as is the story of its demise.
A Damn Fine Cup of Coffee
I tried to drink 20 cups of David Lynch's signature blend of beans in one day. I made it to 11 before I had to stop and switch over to chewing ice cubes.
Better Off Dead
Most people in showbiz are either bitter that they aren’t huge stars or unhappy that they are. Here’s my advice to them and to all of you: Quit.
Julia Roberts Tats Out the Yin-Yang
Miljenko Ladislao Konstantin Parserisas Vukovic is a 57-year-old Chilean who became famous around the time he got his 83rd tattoo of Julia Roberts (specifically, as she appears in Erin Brockovich).
The Town That Built the Titanic Is Sinking
Business in Rosarito, Mexico was booming when the "Titanic" was filmed there. The only thing left behind from that era are the faceless extras. We talked to them.
The Romanian Woman Who Voiced Chuck Norris
Irina Margareta Nistor has the most recognizable voice in Romania, because she dubbed more than 5,000 movies from 1986 until the Communist regime collapsed.
Ed Koch ♥s Movies
The former mayor of NYC hosts his own film-review show called “Mayor at the Movies.” So, we chatted with the statesmen turned cineaste about motion pictures.
Too Old to Fight It
If you’re a “songwriter” or “producer” and don’t live in LA, chances are you’re also a barista or a waiter or, if you have business sense, a drug dealer. And there’s nothing wrong with that.