Volume 9 Issue 10
The VICE Guide to Gold Digging
Every time I buy Vogue I spend most of the time looking at the ads. I want all that shit.
Don't Hate Me
Two months ago VICE featured a 90-pound anorexic woman as a DON'T and called her a "fat fucking pig."
Cannibal Watercolors
Jello Biafra once said, "the only thing worse than living in the past is living off the past," but what about living off the dead in the past?
Off the Pig
Panthers is one of the fucking hardest bands in Brooklyn right now. They sound like James Brown, MC5, and Nation of Ulysses gave birth to a squealing little baby with guitars for arms.
Vice Fashion - Rap Dreams
If you know anything about the working class of Brooklyn, the Bronx, or Queens, you you know their obsession with child rappers. The same way moms in Wisconsin enter their daughters in beauty pageants and help them with their routines, Bushwick moms...
Dear Diary
I saw Ben and Ryan last night. I think I like Ben better but I'm not sure how he feels about me. Ryan and I were flirting a lot more. Then I had a dream about Christian. I don't know what to do.
Electric Independence
Even though the hottest Now Wave acts like Fischerspooner and Chicks On Speed are being praised for re-injecting fun into electronic music, some of the best live shit I’ve seen recently wasn’t performed by humans at all. The User is a Montreal duo made...
Skate Trixxx 2
I love skateboarding and I love porn. I also love bacon and ice cream, just not at the same time. If I want to watch good skateboarding, I’ll pop in Video Days, but I want my pornos chock full of sex.
My America
Every once in a while you see or experience something that jolts you from your narcoleptic existence of useless pleasures and missed opportunities. And you are simultaneously reminded of: A) what can be, and B) just how lame we are as a people, as a...