what's a little attempted murder between pals

How to Keep It Chillin' Successfully After One of Your Pals Tries to Murder You by Accident

S’up. Name’s Karl Welzein. Really hurtin’ right now and seriously considering some major life changes. On Monday, my piece-of-trash buddy, Crazy Cooter, called to tell me how my old roomie, Dave, “f@ckin’ died when his old lady Sue smothered him to...