wondering

  • The Golden Globules

    Awards season is well on its way to using up any spare oxygen left in Los Angeles.

  • On Homophobia

    Two incidents occurred this week that made me stop skipping, stiffen my wrists, and think as hard as a lesbian erection at a Justin Bieber concert about the state of homophobia.

  • Art AIDS

    The loose thread I want to tie up is Warhol, or, more precisely, the Warhol Virus, or even more precisely, the Gay Warhol Zombie Virus. Let's just call it Art AIDS.

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  • Winnipeg's Got Elbow Room

    I'm going to go out on a barren winter limb and write about Winnipeg, Manitoba. If you don't like it, go read about Walla Walla, Washington.

  • My Favorite Tattoos

    If you must get a tattoo--and really, most people absolutely shouldn't--be sure to get one that you know in your heart, some distant day in the future, you will really, really regret.

  • Use Your Inches

    Kids today. Honestly, how do they even dress themselves in the morning?

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  • Gay Culture Is Dead

    I guess the idea of gay culture was always an oxymoron, but lately I find myself declaring to it more definitively, "You're dead to me," as you might say to a former lover.

  • Our Sterile, "Metro-y" Future

    If someone as much as farted in this Microsoft commercial's brave new world, it would rip a hole in the matrix larger than even Keanu Reeves could muster.

  • Bruce LaBruce for the Purple Resistance Army

    This week I'd like to give you a manifesto I wrote a while back. It sums up all the modern contradictions I can think of concerning advanced capitalism, celebrity, and revolution.