Articles by Ryan Bassil
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Here Is Tropical's NSFW Video for "Dancing Anymore"
It's about masturbating, and it's probably the best visual representation of a "freelancer's lie down" that I’ve ever seen. In fact, it's probably the best music video that I've seen all decade. Full story
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My Mom and I Make Porn Together
It's not that often that you see a mother and her offspring gargling semen next to each other. But it's totally not weird because they don't have any sexual contact, right? Full story
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Someone's Finally Made a Pair of Vagina Gloves
He also made some sex doll hoodies, so now you can look really edgy in public. Full story
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Hanging Out with the Residents of Chernobyl's Exclusion Zone
Of the thousands of people who initially returned to their homes illegally after the nuclear catastrophe of 1986, less than 200 remain alive. Many families have young children. They are all seriously ill. Full story
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Question of the Day
What's the Most Disturbing Thing You've Seen Online?
We've all been subjected to certain sects of vomit-worthy internet fodder depending on what kind of friends we have and how willing they are to show us the kind of stuff they stumble across while trawling the depths of the web, but who's seen what? Is 'Two Girls One Cup' as unive… Full story
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The Strange Tale of the $780,000 Vagina
The loss of a girl's innocence is usually a process that involves a few hard lemonades, a five-minute fumble in the back of a three-door hatchback, and a mess of virginity splurged all over the back seat with not a penny spent. Last week, however, a 20-year-old Brazilian girl auc… Full story
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Question of the Day
Would You Rather Have Two Moms or Two Dads?
The gay marriage debate is still raging. Something that's always left out of these debates, however, is which kind of gay couples would be preferable caregivers: two parents with dicks or two parents who are chicks. Full story
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A High School Reenacted Chris Brown's Domestic Abuse with Blackface
Obviously people on the internet are pissed off about it, so I tracked down a guy who goes to the school, is friends with the people in the skit, and just wants all this nasty stuff about his racist pals to go away. Full story
Deportee Purgatory
Welcome to Tijuana’s El Bordo
'Leviathan,' I Love You
James Franco at the Movies
Juggalos Are OK, Cupid
Don’t Be a Tumblr Asshole
Get Rich or High Trying
The Coming Age of Corporate Cannabis
Triple Hate - Part 1
The KKK vs. the Crips vs. Memphis City Council
Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments
They Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity