Articles by Wendy Syfret
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Is Your Dog a Butterface? This Guy Can Help
It’s no surprise that dog owners around the world spend bazillions to ensure that their butt-sniffing buddies are happy, healthy, and looking good—including paying plastic surgeons to achieve their ideas of pooch perfection. Edgard M. Brito is one of the world’s leading plastic surgeons for animals. Full story
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Kangaroo Scrotums Are the New Victims of Global Warming
Climate change is a huge concern for many reasons. But it’s only recently that climate change has threatened Australia’s hilarious but substantial kangaroo nutsack trade. The hopping marsupials’ scrotums have made John Kreuger hundreds of thousands of dollars. Full story
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Sexsomnia Is a Bedtime Boner-Kill
Sexomniacs fuck or dry-hump people in their sleep and have no memory of it when they wake up. Think that sounds cool? Well, perverts, it’s not. Full story
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Everything You Wanted to Know About Gay Wrestling
When we first heard about a gay wrestling club in San Francisco we were like, those San Franciscans. Of course you have a special club where dudes wear spandex and roll around trying to dominate each other with their powerful thighs. Full story
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Preparing for your Digital Afterlife
There are currently over 30 million dead people on Facebook and their profiles provide a picture of grief in the 21st century. Full story
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What's New in Meat VI
It’s time to ask the age old question, what’s new in meat? And generally feel unclean, upset, and weirdly hungry for chicken nuggets. Full story
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Deerhoof Don't Want to be Understood
We thought it was dumb when some recent articles described Deerhoof as a new band. But then we spoke to Greg Saunier and he told us it was pretty much all his fault. Full story
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What's New in Meat V
This is the column where basically I dig through the internet for the most interesting (read: grossest) news stories involving meat and shit them out for you in soft, semi-digested info-morsels. Full story
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This Girl Vajazzles Kangaroo Scrotums
Lia Tabrah is a jewellery designer who loves Australia. She loves the bush, the city and the animals. In fact, she loves the animals so much she regularly travels to Darwin to buy their parts to turn into glamorous jewellery. Full story
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What Happens When the Food Runs Out?
By the second part of this century wars won’t be fought over land or oil, but rather food. Or more specifically, the lack of it. Full story
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Get Rich or High Trying
The Coming Age of Corporate Cannabis
Triple Hate - Part 1
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Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments
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