​Here are Canada's Worst Craigslist Ads of the Week

Time to take a break from your monotonous day and check out some of the worst ads we could find on Craigslist this week. If any of these gems happen to be available in your area, today is your lucky day! Grab 'em while they're hot.

Truck ring

If you watched that big rig chase in California last week, I bet it took you hours to get that truck's hot, heavy exterior out of your head. I bet it was running through your mind all day, the way that truck sped down the highway for hours with fierce perseverance.

Now that I've brought it up again, you're thinking, if only I could buy something to commemorate such a beautiful moment in motor vehicle history. Well, you're in luck. For a reasonable price of $575, you can purchase this 10 carat gold truck ring and be reminded of that beauty 18 wheeler everytime you look down at your size 11 fingers.

Or just flash this whenever you're at the club and say, "I can plow you good."

Marriage proposal figurine

There's nothing better to remind you of the financial debt and despair that comes along with marriage than this cute 'lil desktop figurine. Better yet, if you place this on your coffee table, it also stands as an excellent reminder that you are still far, far away from getting married to anyone, as you continue swiping left on every guy or girl on Tinder because your standards are too high and you're bitter and alone. Only $15!

One third of a Neutrogena DEEP CLEAN moisturizer

Ah, free Craigslist. It's better than Bunz Trading Zone because you don't even have to trade your own used goods for someone else's used goods! This gem, by the way, is EXTRA used because there's only one third of the cleanser left. Similar to the samples you get at Sephora, this good samaritan if allowing you to test out the product before you decide to buy it.

Cheap Cialis

Danny sounds like the kid in your childhood neighbourhood who's been working at the diner down the street since he was 16. Danny has what many men want or needs. It's not creepy; Danny's really just looking out for men suffering from ED and embarrassment. Danny's the guy you go to for confidentiality and a B.A.R.G.A.I.N. (The posting has since been flagged for removal.)

Free room for friends with "benifits" (sic)

These people deserve the biggest shout out simply because they are poor excuses for Halifax humans. Ladies, if you need a place to stay, this is not the place to turn.

Got milk?

Ew.

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