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Here’s a Picture of Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne Smiling Near a Pink Dick Volcano

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Yeah, that's definitely the premier standing next to a giant pink dick. Photo via Twitter/Robert Benzie.

Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne dropped by a Toronto high school Tuesday morning to announce her government's free university tuition scheme to students.

What she wound up doing was taking a smiling photograph next to a couple of large, colourful dicks.

Wynne made a stop at Jarvis Collegiate, but prior to speaking to the kids about funding for post-secondary education, she assisted a couple students in performing a science experiment. As captured on this video, Wynne helped the students pour some chemicals into a test tube, which then seemed to "explode" and solidify into two giant dick volcanoes, one pink, the other green.

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As the substances took form, Wynne appeared to grow momentarily uncomfortable, asking, "For what do we use this?"

Journalists posted photos of the scene on Twitter, which show Wynne standing behind the two phallic structures, grinning broadly. Standing next to her, Liberal MPP Reza Moridi looks equally enthused, though he seems unable to take his eyes off the pink dick before him. (We can relate.)

Reporters went to great length to describe the pink phallus without actually saying that it was definitely a dick.

"Pink blob takes over @Kathleen_Wynne's visit to Jarvis Collegiate," tweeted Robert Benzie, Queen's Park Bureau Chief for the Toronto Star, while CP reporter Keith Leslie remarked, "What an explosion."

But members of the public weren't as easily fooled as those media rubes.

"That blob sure looks like a penis," tweeted @HavAnotherDonut, a common response to when a person sees a pink penis near a politician's smiling face.

Some took the opportunity to make a dig at Wynne's politics.

"Is that meant to signify the Liberals fucking the residents of Ontario?" asked Yechiel Marzel.

We think the students may have been attempting to do this foam experiment, without realizing that creating a massive dildo in front of the leader of the province was one of the possible outcomes.

But we 100 percent applaud their efforts.

Follow Manisha Krishnan on Twitter.