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STIFF DICKS & CANCER STICKS

Girls! Do you smoke? Maybe you're a little embarrassed about that nasty habit of yours. You probably think that people find it gross and dumb, and you'd be right, they totally do! But don't worry, there are smoking fetishists out there just dying to meet a girl like you. We tracked one down and asked him to explain…

Vice: Tell us, what's this all about?
Philtertip: I find watching women smoke to be a sexual turn-on. Smoking is so physical. It involves the mouth, pursing lips, sucking, inhaling and exhaling. I like long slender fingers with long nails elegantly holding and flicking the cigarette's tip. I like the way they roll off the ash on the edge of an ashtray, forming the end of the cigarette into a round or pointed shape. I like the sound of a woman smoking, the crackle of the tobacco burning as she sucks hard on the filter, the whoosh of her inhaling the smoke into her body, the sigh of the exhale…

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Woah there, buddy… So it's not just an oral fixation then?
No. The addiction factor is a turn-on.

Wait, getting cancer is horny?
I like women who really appear to enjoy smoking; deep drags, many drags off one cigarette, smoking it down to the filter, holding the smoke in their lungs for a long time. I like women who talk about their smoking in a positive way; how much they like the taste, how they NEED a smoke.

When did you first find out you were into it?
I remember watching an older female smoke. She was about 17. I was around 12. She came over to my friend's place for a visit and we were all sitting around the kitchen table. She lit up and sucked the smoke that was in her mouth up through her nostrils and then exhaled it back through her mouth. I just found it arousing to the point of erection. I've loved it ever since. When I was younger I'd wait at the bus stop, watch woman smoking and rub myself to climax just by putting my hand in my pocket!

Yikes! Does any woman sucking on a butt give you a boner? Do some do it better than others?
I am not fussy. Almost any woman smoking will draw my attention. I find that smoking will make an average looking woman more appealing to me. Each woman has a different smoking style: how they light up, how they drag, how they inhale, how long they hold the smoke inside themselves, how they exhale, whether they snap or French inhale, whether they blow smoke rings…

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So what really drives you wild?
The most exciting smoker is a woman who knows that guys find her smoking to be a turn-on. They will use their cigarettes as a prop, waving it around, moving it towards their mouths for a drag and then pulling it away to talk. Oh yeah, talking exhales are a great turn-on for me too.

Any particular brand?
I prefer women who smoke full-flavoured, high-nicotine cigarettes. I prefer brown or cork filtered cigarettes, but all-whites will do. I don't like filter-less cigarettes. I prefer a woman smoking a King-size cigarette to regular length cigarettes.

What do you do when you're not spying on women smoking?
I check out Smoking From All Sides. It's a database of all of the movies that women have smoked in and it's maintained by the smoking fetish community.

Do you smoke?
From time to time I smoke to experience what women smokers feel.

* See more capnolagnia at Philtertip's site.