Last Week on Noisey: Iggy Azalea Got Her Butt Out
Iggy, Iggy, Iggy, can't you see, sometimes your butt just hypnotise me. Like, I'm not about objectifying women and stuff, but DAT ASS on Iggy Azalea got a very grand unveiling ahead of her performance at VICE UK's 10th birthday party gig, and Noisey was there to leer at it.
Buttocks aside, other important shit happened, like the ever-stable DMX happily singing "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" in its entirety, complete with barking ad-libs. After that joy, some guy spent months hashing together all of 2012's "greatest pop songs" resulting in an eight-minute justification of why humans are terrible and the apocalypse wouldn't be all bad, another guy made Sade Black Metal, we chatted to Black Fag, possibly the world's greatest and campest tribute band, and we explained why music scenes are for idiots and will just end in you dying of alcoholism. But the gem of the week was Gyptian talking to us about how much he loves "stabbing de fat pum pum". Who doesn't, m8?
We premiered both the new track from 90s throwback ~babe~ Syron, and the video from bongo molesting band Flamingods. Mystikal made a sort of comeback after being in prison and it wasn't shitty at all, Bondax made a weird pairing with the valley-girl-voiced Kilo Kish and there was the small matter of the MOTHERFUCKING GIRL EATS FOOD MIXTAPE finally hitting the web, courtesy of trailblazing producer G-Muney AKA, ummm, our camera guy Grant.
Tune in or, read in, or whatever for more pum-pum and butts next week! Byyyyyyyeeeeeee!