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I Don't Have the Stones to Be a Crime Reporter

I tried covering the Tia Sharp case but just felt guilty the whole time.

Really, Ryan? : Gay Men and Their Not-So-Cute Misogyny Problem

It's not OK to call your lady friends dumb sluts just because you like the same private parts.

Dogmageddon: Don't Bet on the Apocalypse

Or you'll end up dead broke, instead of just plain dead.

I'm Hunting Down the Fat Fetishist Who Has My Stolen Laptop

He likes big ladies and lives in a maisonette.

Menk, by John Doran: Don't Tell Me That the High Rise Has to End

It's odd, DJing sober.

Pretty Girl Bullshit: 'Too Pretty to Work' Laura Fernee Is a Mirror to Our Own Stupidity

Part 3,456 of the age-old tabloid morality sham.

Question of the Day: What's the Best YouTube Video You've Ever Seen?

"The worst videos I've seen are of animal murders."

I Tested Out Three of Cambodia's Spiritual Practices

And learned that Cambodian ghosts apparently don't believe in Jesus.

Greg Palast's Column: I Upset My Least Favourite Big Fat Greek Minister

Theodoros Pangalos doesn't like talking about Greece's economic collapse.

Is Tropical in Mongolia: Part One

We followed Is Tropical, as they became one of the first Western bands to ever perform in Mongolia.

Thought and Memory

Back in 2008, when my first novel came out, my publisher sent me on a West Coast tour.

Saudi Arabia Isn't Having a Feminist Revolution

Weirdly, Saudi photographer Nouf Alhimiary thinks being allowed to cycle doesn't count as women's rights.

Gavin Haynes' Sleepless Nights: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Dickhead

The silly spy game farce of Ryan Fogle.

Swimwear in Film Can Be Pretty Awkward

And more film stuff from the Grolsch Film Works blog.

This Man Thinks He Never Has to Eat Again

Rob Rhinehart's vomit-coloured cocktail could change food forever.

Alex Miller's New Column: Lord, I Hate Camden Town

It's the graveyard of the fad.

How to Be Happy, Young and Jobless

A survival guide for when society thinks your life has no purpose.

Milf Teeth: The Notches On Your Bedpost Don't Mean Shit

Your sex gets better when you're learning with one person.

I Interviewed My Local UKIP Rep After I Got Him Sacked and Banned

Phillip Collins has been reinstated now, but things were still a bit awkward.

What's Going to Kill the House Revival?

Geeks? Shufflers? Americans? Tinchy Stryder?

Pretty Girl Bullshit: Is Snapchat Ruining People's Lives?

I'm worried that it is.

VICE News: Protest At Thatcher's Funeral

Some people enjoy booing coffins. We went to see just how many.

A Big Night Out... at the Worst Club Night Ever?

The "stars" from TOWIE and Milton Keynes, together at last.

Thatcher's War on Acid House

She may have got the Falklands, but she couldn't get the pillheads.

English Fascists Took Their First Beating of the Summer in Brighton This Weekend

That's what happens when bigots march in England's most liberal city.