Articles by Bert Burykill
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The Trials of Job
It's hard to find work as a felon. Full story
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Bert Meets a Real Rapper Who’s a Year Out of Prison
A lotta dudes in prison are rappers, but I don’t pay them much mind. Full story
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Addiction Isn't a Disease, I'm Just a Dick
It’s an insult to anyone with cancer to suggest that addiction is a disease of similar nature. Full story
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RockBottom Heads Toward Bottom
The early morning air stunk of pissy pussy and unwashed balls. Full story
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Prisons I've Known and Yelped
I’m the ORIGINAL prison reviewer. Full story
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Home Is Where the Prison Is
Should we force people out on parole to carry smartphones and wear monitoring anklets? Full story
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HardWhite Loves Twerk ’n’ Jerk
The latest installment of our prison correspondent's hood novel. Full story
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Down in the Hole
The cops definitely use the box as a tool, and it’s been seriously overused. Full story
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Prisons Punish Families Too
Imagine your dad was locked up for most of your life. Full story
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Incorrect Officers
Daaamn! Look at this prison guard who’s having a cop killer’s baby after banging him behind bars! Full story
Jodorowsky's 'Dune' Would Have Been Insane
Salvador Dali was going to play the Emperor. 
Deportee Purgatory
Welcome to Tijuana's El Bordo. 
Arab Spring Break!
My weird night with a bunch of rich kid Egyptians. 
Drunk EDL Hate Mobs Attacked Police
They weren't too happy about it. 
Didi's Trying To Cure Malaria With Sugar And Water
Refugee camps are her homeopathic testing ground. 
Rave And Hardcore Youtube Comments Are Beautiful
They restored my faith in humanity. 
