Bertie Brandes
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Articles by Bertie Brandes
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Pretty Girl Bullshit
'Too Pretty to Work' Laura Fernee Is a Mirror to Our Own Stupidity
Welcome to part 3,456 of the age-old tabloid morality sham. Full story
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Things You Should Stop Wearing Now You're a Graduate
Wearing disco pants when you're an unemployed adult is not okay. Full story
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Pretty Girl Bullshit
Twitter Thinks Angelina Jolie Is Nothing without Breasts
It's really, really depressing. Full story
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Fashion Tidbits Roundup
This Week It's Fashionable to Be a Bad Bitch
Kidding, that's fashionable every week ever. Full story
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Pretty Girl Bullshit
Things That Hollywood Thinks Are 'Punk'
The launch of "Punk Couture" at the Met was a perfect example of how pathetic everything in the world is right now. Full story
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Pretty Girl Bullshit
A Basic Guide to Existing in Summer
Let's fill the streets with beautiful unemployed people in bikinis. Full story
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Fashion Tidbits Roundup
Atlanta Strippers Do it Better
They probably have a different pair of aviators for every outfit, too. Full story
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Pretty Girl Bullshit
This Woman Is Telling Lies to Vaginas
Pam Stenzel's sermons about abstinence are entirely idiotic. Full story
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Pretty Girl Bullshit
Is Snapchat Ruining People's Lives?
I'm worried that it is. Full story
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Fashion Tidbits Roundup
These Rodarte Vans Are Just Perfect for a Fashion Intern
You can stamp models' horrible little dogs to death with them. Full story
Jodorowsky's 'Dune' Would Have Been Insane
Salvador Dali was going to play the Emperor. 
Deportee Purgatory
Welcome to Tijuana's El Bordo. 
Arab Spring Break!
My weird night with a bunch of rich kid Egyptians. 
Drunk EDL Hate Mobs Attacked Police
They weren't too happy about it. 
Didi's Trying To Cure Malaria With Sugar And Water
Refugee camps are her homeopathic testing ground. 
Rave And Hardcore Youtube Comments Are Beautiful
They restored my faith in humanity. 
