Articles by Gavin Haynes
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Britain's Comedy Nazis Are Spoiling It for Everyone
But should we feel outraged or just pity them? Full story
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Gavin Haynes' Sleepless Nights
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Dickhead
The Ryan Fogle case shows how US-Russia spy games have descended into silly farce. Full story
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Gavin Haynes' Sleepless Nights
The Weird World of Mail Online Commenters
What are these people doing with their lives? Full story
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Gavin Haynes' Sleepless Nights
The BNP Say a Big Fascist Orgy Is the Only Way to Keep Britain White
Nick Griffin wants to bone the country into his own image. Full story
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Meet the Six Jihadists Who Were Too Stupid to Blow Up the EDL
The tale of the would-be Dewsbury bombers is a uniquely British farce. Full story
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Gavin Haynes' Sleepless Nights
We Should Probably Put Ben Elton On Suicide Watch
He's got a new sitcom and everyone fucking despises it. Full story
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Gavin Haynes' Sleepless Nights
Beware the iPad Children, the Crack Babies of Today
Let's destroy them before they destroy us. Full story
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The Sad Truth About the Newcastle Horse-puncher
We're all a little bit to blame for the tragedy of Barry Rogerson. Full story
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Searching WikiLeaks Latest Data Dump for Swear Words
The quest to hunt down Kissinger's elusive "asshole dossier". Full story
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Gavin Haynes' Sleepless Nights
Everyone Involved in the Thatcher Chart 'Ding Dong' Is a Moron
But the BBC will grant these idiots their immortality. Full story
Jodorowsky's 'Dune' Would Have Been Insane
Salvador Dali was going to play the Emperor. 
Deportee Purgatory
Welcome to Tijuana's El Bordo. 
Arab Spring Break!
My weird night with a bunch of rich kid Egyptians. 
Drunk EDL Hate Mobs Attacked Police
They weren't too happy about it. 
Didi's Trying To Cure Malaria With Sugar And Water
Refugee camps are her homeopathic testing ground. 
Rave And Hardcore Youtube Comments Are Beautiful
They restored my faith in humanity. 
