Articles from Volume 19 Issue 10
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Comics
Deep Donkey
Next time a load of sea creatures try to rape you, hide inside a whale's vagina. Full story
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Looking at Ben Pier's Photos Is Better Than Eating Burritos or Wanking to Pornhub
He reads books and rides bikes, instead. Full story
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Skinema
Anal Lessons
Are there scouts in the porn business like in baseball who travel the minor-league circuit looking for the next thing? Full story
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The Cute Show Page!
Wiener Dog Races!
Sausage-shaped dogs dressed up like monkeys, lizards and French people competing in “Seriously Stupid Pet Tricks”. Full story
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Something Fishy
The Strange Rewards and Follies of Bristol Bay’s Great Salmon Run
They're friends most of the time, but sometimes they shoot each other over fish. Full story
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2012 Is Bullshit; 2020 Is When We’ll really Be in Trouble
Lynching and rioting are just a few of the treats in store. Full story
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Bob Odenkirk’s Page
Tell Us About Your Tats!
We stopped a guy in the street and got the lowdown on his ink. Full story
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Bush-League Rebels
A Perplexing Survey of the Congo’s Myriad Resistance Groups
I visited a camp in the city of Goma set up to house rebel combatants who had surrendered. Full story
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Combover
Dirty Laundry
This one’s difficult. Used to be my best friend. My mentor, really. Taught me everything I know about the business. Full story
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Atheism - Sexism = Atheism +
Atheist blogger Jennifer McCreight set up an online forum that fights sexism called “Atheism+.” Full story
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Shiva’s Wedding
Love (and Marriage) in the Himalayas
I think going to India to get married by a guru after you have known someone a month is about the craziest thing you can do. Full story
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King Dude Is the King of Dudes
T.J. Cowgill is the most optimistic, friendly Luciferian we know. Full story
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Celebrities as Food
Pretzel Rod Stewart is unimpressed. Full story
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Lil' Thinks
Me Vs. “Me”
Casting a Hail Mary vote and avoiding the participatory requirement of your minitribe. Full story
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Seals Are Assholes
For Australian fur seals, salmon is “like a cross between a Big Mac and heroin.” Full story
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Keep Your Reputation Tight with Reconstructive Hymen Surgery (or, if You're Poor, Chinese Hymens)
Whores, do I have some good news for you. Full story
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Advertisers Are Living in Your Brain
Brain-computer interface technology won't be used for mindfucks. It will be used for advertising. Full story
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Transmutations in Tijuana
Meet the Christian Pastor Who's Praying Away the Gay in the Mexican Border Town's Slums
Pastor Alma Leticia Rosas claims to have the power to exorcise spirits that, according to her, cause homosexuality. Full story
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Swole
Photos of bodybuilders by Ben Ritter. Full story
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Zak Loves Mandy
And They’ll Keep Making Art and Porn Until One of Them Dies
I talked with the couple about their love and how it exists so gracefully in a world of porn, art and disease. Full story
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VICE’s Birthday
And What Its Natal Chart Says About the Company
I am anxious to relay to you the details of VICE’s chart. Full story
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Death of the American Hobo
The National Hobo Convention Reaches the End of the Line
If highways and roads are America’s veins, the hundreds of thousands of miles of tracks are like those chakra diagrams in acupuncturists’ offices, the hidden flows of energy that affect the body as a whole. Full story
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On the Wagon
Riding Along at the Chuckwagon Championships, Perhaps the Most American Event of All Time
It’s not everyone’s idea of fun, but like Ms. Judy says, “It gets in your blood.” Full story
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One in the Oven
Artist and ‘Girls’ Star Jemima Kirke Bares Her Belly and Chats with Us About Being a Grown-Up
‘Girls’ star Jemima Kirke bares her belly and chats with us about being a grown-up. Full story
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The Forgetful Ghost
After my father died, I began to wonder whether my turn might come sooner rather than later. Full story
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My Week Spent with Hungary's Far-Right
Hungarian nationalists throw beer at people and blame Jews and gypsies for all their problems.
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Britain's Comedy Nazis Are Spoiling It for Everyone
But should we feel outraged or just pity them?
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I'm Hunting Down the Fat Fetishist Who Has My Stolen Laptop
He likes big ladies and lives in a maisonette.
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VICE Loves Magnum: Peter van Agtmael Won't Deny the Strange Allure of War
Which is why his photos taken in post-9/11 warzones are the best.
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VICE News: This Is What Winning Looks Like
A documentary about the ineptitude and corruption of the Afghan security forces.
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VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor
A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
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Greg Palast's Column: I Upset My Least Favourite Big Fat Greek Minister
Theodoros Pangalos doesn't like talking about Greece's economic collapse.
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Gavin Haynes' Sleepless Nights: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Dickhead
The silly spy game farce of Ryan Fogle.
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Pretty Girl Bullshit: 'Too Pretty to Work' Laura Fernee Is a Mirror to Our Own Stupidity
Or, the age-old tabloid morality sham.
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Menk, by John Doran: Don't Tell Me That the High Rise Has to End
It's odd, DJing sober.
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Las Vegas Needs to Get Creative with Its Homeless Problem
Here are some ideas.
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Hanging Out with Human Rights Heroes at the Oslo Freedom Forum
It's a bit like Comic-Con, only all the heroes are real.
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Question of the Day: Which Politician Would You Most Like to Do Drugs with?
"Prescott, probably. He’s just a bit of a boy, isn't he?"
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Beware the Lizzies
Photos by Leonn Ward and styling by John William.
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VICE News: Triple Hate - Part 1
The Klan, the Crips, racism and the spectre of history.
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Did a Murderer Just Give Himself Away on Yelp?
It seems like he might have done.
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When Musicians Attack
Miguel tea-bagged a couple of fans at the Billboard Awards. Is that the worst thing an artist has ever done to their audience?
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Britain's Comedy Nazis Are Spoiling It for Everyone
But should we feel outraged or just pity them?
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My Week Spent with Hungary's Far-Right
Hungarian nationalists throw beer at people and blame Jews and gypsies for all their problems.
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I Don't Have the Stones to Be a Crime Reporter
I tried covering the Tia Sharp case but just felt guilty the whole time.
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Really, Ryan? : Gay Men and Their Not-So-Cute Misogyny Problem
It's not OK to call your lady friends dumb sluts just because you like the same private parts.
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Dogmageddon: Don't Bet on the Apocalypse
Or you'll end up dead broke, instead of just plain dead.
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I'm Hunting Down the Fat Fetishist Who Has My Stolen Laptop
He likes big ladies and lives in a maisonette.
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Menk, by John Doran: Don't Tell Me That the High Rise Has to End
It's odd, DJing sober.
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This Man Thinks He Never Has to Eat Again
Rob Rhinehart's vomit-coloured cocktail could change food forever.
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Alex Miller's New Column: Lord, I Hate Camden Town
It's the graveyard of the fad.
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How to Be Happy, Young and Jobless
A survival guide for when society thinks your life has no purpose.
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Milf Teeth: The Notches On Your Bedpost Don't Mean Shit
Your sex gets better when you're learning with one person.
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I Interviewed My Local UKIP Rep After I Got Him Sacked and Banned
Phillip Collins has been reinstated now, but things were still a bit awkward.
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What's Going to Kill the House Revival?
Geeks? Shufflers? Americans? Tinchy Stryder?
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Pretty Girl Bullshit: Is Snapchat Ruining People's Lives?
I'm worried that it is.
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VICE News: Protest At Thatcher's Funeral
Some people enjoy booing coffins. We went to see just how many.
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A Big Night Out... at the Worst Club Night Ever?
The "stars" from TOWIE and Milton Keynes, together at last.
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Thatcher's War on Acid House
She may have got the Falklands, but she couldn't get the pillheads.
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English Fascists Took Their First Beating of the Summer in Brighton This Weekend
That's what happens when bigots march in England's most liberal city.
Gay Men And Their Misogyny Problem
It's not cute anymore. 
Ground Zero - Syria
The bombing of Aleppo's Dar al-Shifa hospital. 
Malaysian Neo-Nazis
Fighting for a pure Malay race. 
Britain's Comedy Nazis
They're spoiling it for everyone. 
Hungary's Far-Right
They blame Jews and gypsies for all their problems. 
I'm Hunting Down A Fat Fetishist
He stole my laptop. 
