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Last Week On Noisey: Die Antwoord Beef With Lady Gaga

Like the snort-laughing jesters we are, Noisey helped Die Antwoord throw shade at Lady Gaga, after premiering their video for "Fatty Boom Boom". Go watch it now, but to give you the gist, it features a very convincing tranny lookalike of Gaga giving birth to a giant prawn. Yeah, I don't know either. Frankly I can't see what's so offensive about it, but Gaga took to her Twitter to be all like, "you guy don't have any hits anywayzzzz". Meow, saucer of milk, babe? Cue a jillion Twitter replies to @NoiseyMusic from angry little Monsters asking us to slit our wrists, which I'm sure is the response her anti-bullying crusade would've recommended. Gaga versus Yolandi Visser mud wrestle anyone? HEY NOW!
Meanwhile, in between egging on fights, we hooked up with Angel Haze and let her bite back at the YouTube commenters calling her a devil worshipping ho-bag. Then we sat back as Action Bronson chopped it up with The Alchemist, wondered why it is that racists make such catchy pop hooks, talked to Zebra Katz about gimp masks and finally, met Lee James, the man behind unhinged dirtcore rapper Roysta.
In the world of ~new music~, A$AP Rocky teamed up with 2 Chainz and Kendrick Lamar on the extra glossy "Fuckin' Problem" , which is excellent despite the fact that 2 Chainz still hasn't figured out how to rhyme words. Then we discovered that the Philippines is kinda killing it with witch-pop via newbie producer Eyedress, Brooke Candy jiggled her tits at us on the awful/amazing "Das Me" and The xx revealed their very watery video for "Chained", that was made in conjuction with VICE's very own The Creators Project. Oh, and R. Kelly released a new chapter to Trapped In The Closet.
And there was a ton of other shit I can't be bothered to type out. Anyway, next week I'm gonna call Carly Rae-Jepsen a shrimp birthing slore and see what happens. Until then!
BYE
Jo
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