A weekly roundup of anything fashion-related that's made us excited about having bodies that we can dress with clothes.AMANDA BYNES DOESN'T WANT THESE REALLY EXPENSIVE GRILLS ANYMORE. DO YOU?
Image via benballerFirst things first, put this on. Ok you're ready. While Amanda Bynes' is currently cooped up in a psychiatric ward somewhere, being twitter-bashed by Miley Cyrus, souvenirs of her brief and very extreme image change are still floating up to the surface. While we may not know how the troubled star is faring under observation, we do have news of Amanda's ambition for 14k pink diamond encrusted grills. Bad call Amanda. Fortunately despite comissioning them, Amanda has since gone slightly AWOL/been sectioned, so the grills' creator has been left with a sort of difficult problem to solve. Ben Baller wants to get rid of them. Like, yesterday. And since he can't get the inordinately priced, extravagant piece to Amanda he's pondering over how exactly to relieve himself of something nobody in their right mind would ever want. Ben Baller we have two words for you: Amber Rose. Duh.WE LOVE THIS T-SHIRT
Summer's fucked off again, it's cold, people are getting snappy and sad. But luckily illustrator, champion of large hoop earrings, and all round great-vibe-person, Ellie Andrews has made a T-shirt so summery and amazing it might even peel your mood out of the pissy gutter. Or it could tip you over the edge into full blown depression at the prospect of four more months of grey shite. Either way – you can get it on the ASOS website.JAEGER
Image viajaegerlondonThere's nothing quite like knowing that the clothes you're wearing were crafted with with love and care or more specifically not by a child in a cramped factory in Mumbai. Jaeger's new chief exec Colin Henry obviously done anyway, because he has every intention to bring the traditional brand back to it's roots. In the next 5 years and with an extra £25m invested into fabrics, expect to feel improved texture and see the finest quality of great British manufacturing appear at the 129-year old label. We support ethical, properly regulated textile production so for that Jaeger, you get our brand of the week prize that I just invented and will probably never happen again. Speeeeech.AND FINALLY: BRUNO'S FRIDAY FOOTWEAR
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