I've just made a TV series about sex, which, combined with a good decade of being a bit of a slag, means I've gathered some wisdom.
Because Bowie wasn't just a weirdo. He was the weirdo.
Legalise sex work. And make clients wash their fucking dicks.
Germaine Greer's "free speech" is "hate speech", so why is the commentariat rushing to defend it?
Banning sex work won't help sex workers – take it from an old pro.
I'm transgender. I'm hot. And I'm so much more popular than you.
Yeah, the Tories are back in. But it's not all bad news.
We talked to some British men and women about the pressure of hiding the fact that they're transgender in order to protect their own safety, while also acknowledging the need for greater trans visibility.
So what if she keeps getting her breasts out like a cow waiting to be milked? Pop's Queen Bitch is more important than ever.
"I think, deep down, you're a good person – whatever that means. But you are also careless and exhausting and a bit unstable."
The latest 'InTouch' magazine cover is transphobia, pure and simple.
The situation for LGBT people can often feel bleak. Let's give ourselves a pat on the back for a change.
All in all, it was a great year for the trans cause.
From Free the Nipple to No More Page 3, it's been a mixed bag for breasts in 2014. Let's talk about that.
I want no part in any feminism that takes "we know what's best for you" as its starting point.
Voting might not be as fun as screaming about revolution, but it may prove more useful.
She wins fights because she's better than you, not because she was born male.
There's far more stigma around male bisexuality than female.
That so many Scots want to leave the union behind is a death knell in itself.
No one else cares about your stupid beef, you over-educated, time-rich narcissists.
It's time my haterz got some new slurs – and new role models.
Some girls don't like the smell of sex. I'm not one of those girls.
In the eyes of the law, a pill in your pocket is as bad as racially aggravated assault.
The lack of support for young offenders is a fucking crime, and I should know.