This is how you'd be taking drugs if the law had anything to do with how harmful they actually are.
Which drugs will screw up your pregnancy (and which ones are, all things considered, relatively safe)?
Examining the facts around Dr Wouter Basson, his top-secret biological weapons programme and the 98 percent pure ecstasy - or "Basson's Brownies" - produced in his labs.
It's mostly bad.
So long and thanks for all the raves, Sasha Shulgin.
How Simon Parkes prospered despite rave paranoia, Yardie beatings and Kurt Cobain's suicide.
Higher, longer, safer, stronger.
Eight recent deaths in Northern Ireland have been linked with the chemicals PMA/PMMA – or "Dr Death".
I didn't mean to make a baby with Scott in the closet, on ecstasy.
I got a lesson on how to con Western tourists.
Lately ecstasy has doubled in strength and risen in popularity in Bogota.
"English Shaun" made his money young, so moved to Arizona and spent it all on partying.
She may have got the Falklands, but she couldn't get the pillheads.
The by-products of illicit narcotics have to be disposed of somehow.
Get 'em up ya.
Which is probably why it's been written out of the Hacienda's legacy.
Now that you're all taking ecstasy and going nuts to "EDM", it's time we had a little talk.
We wanted to see if it ever gets old. It drove us kinda insane.
Thanks, Channel 4!
Next time you wanna play the big man and carry half a pill around in some old tissue, think of me.
I had just lost a job and I had a friend that was dealing ecstasy. I was like, "Fuck, I need to do something," so I got my hustle on with that shit and it started going well. I met one dude and then I met another dude, and so on.
I'd always thought that legal drug alternatives were reserved for underage backpackers with dreadlocks travelling through Amsterdam.