• Love Instruments

    Oh! Belgium annoy a lot of people.

  • Gays or Girls?

    Men have simple sexual needs. They want to cum. That's about it.

  • Facking Cants

    I don't know about you Yank girls, but I cannot imagine anything more devastating than being called "cunt" in an East London brogue.

  • Landing A Man

    Act nice and make yourself seem like a slut. They like that.

  • Sex Addicts

    Most British straight people think that getting AIDS is even more impossible than paying back their student loans.

  • Chatting Shit

    Sex symbols in the British grime scene have so far been a little thin on the ground, unless you're a gay man who fancies anorexic black boys from council estates.

  • Vice Fashion - Virgins

    Photos by Louise Enhörning, Styling by Lisa Sundström.

  • Dear Diary

    Because this is the Sex Issue, I decided I would copy down my "sex" list.

  • The VICE Guide to Picking Up Chicks

    The way you get a girl is to say, 'No problem.' Everything, no problem."

  • My First Wank

    The very first time Sebastien masturbated was probably the most shameful day of his life.

  • Viceland Exclusive

    Being kicked in the nuts isn't as bad as everyone says it is.

  • Dos & Don'ts

    It's wrong to judge gays. You don't know what they go through.

  • Lana

    My name is Lana and I'm a transsexual prostitute from Samoa.

  • Literary

    Getting laid is all about being a prick and being a prick is all about "Not getting caught up in their bullshit."

  • Me So Horny

    Flicks of Iraqis with their faces exploded.

  • Treasure Trove

    When I was 13 my grandfather Adam died.

  • I Got You Babe

    His music is monogamous.

  • Pockets Dumb Fat

    Maybe when he retires, Suga will see the downside of the pimp game.

  • Gross Jar

    The saga of the second Gross Jar continued this month with the addition of a load of semen.

  • You Did What?

    Cursed are from Canada and play all-out-war crusty hardcore that reminds you of Born Against, Nausea, pre-boredom Neurosis and Echonochrist.

  • Skinema

    Wild On Sex Vol. 3

    The box cover says "Shot on location in Montreal, Canada, with the nastiest lesbos ever!" but I think they mean the other kind of nasty.

  • Games

    Getting to play as your favorite enemies.

  • Yo! What Is Up?

    Did you know you can fracture your penis?

  • I'm Dying Over Here

    I can't think with my breasts, love with my breasts, or have an intelligent conversation with them.

  • Grimewatch

    January is traditionally an empty kind of month.

  • Tidbits

    Beating off old men in the backs of cars is a great way to make five bucks, but what if you're not a gay junkie?

  • Frankly Speaking

    A man told me to stick a hot dog in my vagina wen I was 11 years old :(.

  • I Want My DVDs

    Has anybody in the whole history of indie rock had a better rack than Meg White?

  • Too Hard

    If you work at Australia Post in Canberra, you're basically a courier for porn merchants.

  • Hot Muslim Twat

    Pornography exists everywhere.

  • How to Fuck a Stripper

    Most people think the way to a stripper's pussy is with money.

  • Vice Presents The Nudie Jeans Party

    Pictures From the Melbourne Store Launch.

  • Dirty Pirates

    High on Fire are the kings of stoner metal.

  • Vice Fashion - The Sex Issue

    Photos by Richard Kern, Styling by Lizzy McChesney

  • Electric Independence

    If you've got broadband and speakers and you're not permanently masturbating yourself into a frenzy then what are you playing at?