• Scorchio!

    For this fashion story, we put a couple of chicas in front of a green screen and asked them to tell us the weather. They're not really meteorologists, but they are smoking hot, and that has to count for something. There, we've spared you from telenovela-indu…

  • Make a Dumbful Noise

    Remember at the beginning of the 90s when normal people got into Garth Brooks and "Time" magazine was running articles called things like "Has Country Gone City?" It was a tense moment.

  • Comics

    Blobby Boys

    Hey, look at this guy! Mr. Surfin' Safari!

  • Toupee


    I smell my blood. It smells like shit. If a vampire came along he'd probably turn the other way.

  • Comics

    Miss Juniper's Dating Disasters - Part 2

    Look gang! It's Juniper!! And she's on a date!

  • A Couple Threats

    Somehow, someway, we persuaded Amelia Gray to give us a super-duper-early sneak peek at her first novel, "THREATS," in the form of two excerpted chapters.

  • Sheppard’s Video Game Pie

    Dark Souls

    The great virtue of "Dark Souls" is the sense of ownership it bestows on those who master it.

  • Gypsy Paradise Lost

    Dale Farm near Basildon, Essex, was the largest illegal Gypsy residence in Europe. Clearing it out wasn't easy.

  • Shroom Ban

    In the bucolic pastures of Hazerswoude-Dorp lies a quaint Dutch farm that functions as the world's largest psilocybin-containing-truffle factory.

  • World Famous Street Artist Sheephead Farley

    Aw shit...It's paparazzi!

  • Coon-Suit Riot

    Despite what the fashion industry says, manufacturing a suit of feral raccoons is not overly complicated.


    Photos by Ben Ritter, Stylist: Annette Lamothe-Ramos

  • Foxy Knoxy: Free at Last

    Photos by Richard Kern, Stylist: Annette Lamothe-Ramos

  • Babes on Wheels

    Photos by Patrick O'Dell, Stylist: Annette Lamothe-Ramos

  • Employees of the Month

    Tommy is our production manager, which means he oversees the printing of the very magazine you're holding in your grubby little paws.

  • The Cute Show Page!

    Red Squirrel Orphans

    You know how squirrels stand all hunched over a nut, tightly grasping it with their tiny claws and then shoving it into their mouths so their cheeks get all puffed? Everyone loves that.

  • The Gayest Story Ever Told

    The cardboard placeholder featured a color comic by R. Crumb depicting a drag queen and king holding hands in front of a marriage-license clerk.

  • What Wa$ It All About?

    The Occupy Wall Street protests in Zuccotti Park are more of a long-term affair than initially planned. Weeks passed, crowds came and went, signs were waved, rested, repainted, then rewaved.

  • The Learnin' Corner

    False Vacuum Decay

    A false vacuum is a region of space that appears to be totally stable, but in actuality could (theoretically) collapse at any moment and turn the vacuum inhabitants (us) into clouds of nonstandard particles in the time it takes for you to finish this sente...

  • Ordure-à-Porter

    Synchrodogs is the collaborative moniker used by Ukrainian photographers Tania Shcheglova and Roman Noven, an adorable couple who say they are "dating hard".

  • Front of the Book

    In the early 90s a group of ambitious and wildly hand-gesturing Northern Italians said vaffanculo to Rome's centralized government and formed Lega Nord (Northern League).

  • Skinema

    Halloween XXX Porn Parody

    For starters, I would've hoped that a porno remake of Halloween would've at least had the decency to incorporate the word wiener into the title.

  • The Death of Zé Cláudio and Maria

    The scene is like something out of a Sergio Leone movie. Zé Cláudio and his wife, Maria, enter a small wooden bar off a dirt road.

  • Records

    A debut solo album by David Lynch could have been anything. It could have been 74 minutes of him scatting about meditation and playing drums on a Folgers Coffee can.

  • Mike Judge Is My Xanax

    I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for Mike Judge.