Blobby Boys

Hey, look at this guy! Mr. Surfin' Safari! Full story

Janet

I smell my blood. It smells like shit. If a vampire came along he'd probably turn the other way. Full story

Miss Juniper's Dating Disasters - Part 2

Look gang! It's Juniper!! And she's on a date! Full story

A Couple Threats

Somehow, someway, we persuaded Amelia Gray to give us a super-duper-early sneak peek at her first novel, "THREATS," in the form of two excerpted chapters. Full story

Dark Souls

The great virtue of "Dark Souls" is the sense of ownership it bestows on those who master it. Full story

Gypsy Paradise Lost

The Residents of Dale Farm Get the Boot

Dale Farm near Basildon, Essex, was the largest illegal Gypsy residence in Europe. Clearing it out wasn't easy. Full story

Shroom Ban

Means More Magic Truffles for the Netherlands

In the bucolic pastures of Hazerswoude-Dorp lies a quaint Dutch farm that functions as the world's largest psilocybin-containing-truffle factory. Full story

World Famous Street Artist Sheephead Farley

Aw shit...It's paparazzi! Full story

Coon-Suit Riot

Snuggling Up with a Bunch of Feral Raccoons Is Easy and Fun

Despite what the fashion industry says, manufacturing a suit of feral raccoons is not overly complicated. Full story

A$AP PLAYLI$T MANIFE$TED

Photos by Ben Ritter, Stylist: Annette Lamothe-Ramos Full story

Foxy Knoxy: Free at Last

Photos by Richard Kern, Stylist: Annette Lamothe-Ramos Full story

Employees of the Month

Tommy is our production manager, which means he oversees the printing of the very magazine you're holding in your grubby little paws. Full story

Front of the Book

In the early 90s a group of ambitious and wildly hand-gesturing Northern Italians said vaffanculo to Rome's centralized government and formed Lega Nord (Northern League). Full story

The Death of Zé Cláudio and Maria

If a Bunch of Rainforest Activists Get Murdered in the Amazon, Does It Make Anyone Give a Shit?

The scene is like something out of a Sergio Leone movie. Zé Cláudio and his wife, Maria, enter a small wooden bar off a dirt road. Full story

Babes on Wheels

Photos by Patrick O'Dell, Stylist: Annette Lamothe-Ramos Full story

Ordure-à-Porter

Misha Koptev Is the World’s Best Trash Tailor

Synchrodogs is the collaborative moniker used by Ukrainian photographers Tania Shcheglova and Roman Noven, an adorable couple who say they are "dating hard". Full story

The Gayest Story Ever Told

Why Did the ‘New Yorker’ Reject This R. Crumb Cover?

The cardboard placeholder featured a color comic by R. Crumb depicting a drag queen and king holding hands in front of a marriage-license clerk. Full story

What Wa$ It All About?

The Occupy Wall Street protests in Zuccotti Park are more of a long-term affair than initially planned. Weeks passed, crowds came and went, signs were waved, rested, repainted, then rewaved. Full story

False Vacuum Decay

A false vacuum is a region of space that appears to be totally stable, but in actuality could (theoretically) collapse at any moment and turn the vacuum inhabitants (us) into clouds of nonstandard particles in the time it takes for you to finish this sente... Full story

Red Squirrel Orphans

You know how squirrels stand all hunched over a nut, tightly grasping it with their tiny claws and then shoving it into their mouths so their cheeks get all puffed? Everyone loves that. Full story

Halloween XXX Porn Parody

For starters, I would've hoped that a porno remake of Halloween would've at least had the decency to incorporate the word wiener into the title. Full story

Records

A debut solo album by David Lynch could have been anything. It could have been 74 minutes of him scatting about meditation and playing drums on a Folgers Coffee can. Full story

Mike Judge Is My Xanax

Or Whatever People Take to Not Hate Everything All the Time

I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for Mike Judge. Full story