• It’s My Party and I’ll Cry if I Want To

    Photos by Francesco Nazardo, stylist: Ian Bradley.

  • Skinema

    No Warning 6: The Unfair Advantage

    If you're going to watch only one hardcore, anal-raping, lesbian-wrestling porno this year, make it "No Warning 6." The hardcore is harder! The anal is more anally!

  • The Last Exorcist

    In his book, Don claims "the devil himself, speaking through a possessed woman, threatened to disembowel me in my sleep."

  • If You Build It, They Will Cum

    The Impropriety Society's parties started as theatrical sex-themed fund-raising events, but as they evolved, actual fucking came to the fore providing a place for a variety of kinky persuasions.

  • The Learnin' Corner

    Topological Matter in Optical Lattices

    This month's Learnin' Corner is an explanation of topological matter in optical lattices by University of Pittsburgh associate professor of physics W. Vincent Liu.

  • A Few from ‘Stories’

    Photographer Jacob Aue Sobol transforms everyday interactions into moody compositions that make everything he shoots look like a snapshot from some harrowing WWII tale.

  • Three Chapters from The Loom of Ruin

    It's with great pride that we present to you three chapters from Sam McPheeters' first novel about a gas-station owner named Trang Yang, who has a fondness for violence.

  • Toupee

    Hello Again, Asshole

    Fucking Medicine Man. Fucking dumb old hippie buzzard! Telling me shit I could have told myself 100 times.

  • Sheppard’s Video Game Pie

    Assassin’s Creed: Revelations

    "Revelations" is a decrepit continuation of a once-captivating franchise, which is appropriate given that it's about the aging of its two protagonists, Ezio and Altaïr.

  • Il-Sung Songs

    Photos by Ben Ritter, Stylist: Annette Lamothe-Ramos

  • Peeling Oniontown

    There are certain places that seem forsaken. Afghanistan is one. Another lies outside the bucolic little Hudson Valley hamlet of Dover Plains. It's a place called Oniontown.

  • Biking Booth’s Escape Route

    After slaying Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth spent 12 days on the lam in a strange and tragic odyssey. To ever truly understand him, I'd have to literally retrace his footsteps.

  • The Cute Show Page!

    Baby Wombat Orphans

    We whipped out this photo of a wombat and our associate editor Harry was paralyzed in an alternating laugh/awwww/laugh/awwww stupor for three whole minutes.

  • Schizophrenia Not Caught on Tape

    To get a read on how accurate Hollywood's portrayal of mental illness is, I asked four gentlemen diagnosed with schizoaffective disorders to watch some films that feature "crazy" characters.

  • The Wonderful Asshole

    I never really thought I'd end up writing anything about Gary Indiana; I just wanted to meet him.

  • Employees of the Month

    We asked Paige to write us a short bio, and this is what she sent: "My name is Paige Aarhus and I am a freelance writer and photographer in Africa.

  • Bob Odenkirk’s Page

    Clearing the Park

  • Front of the book

    We live in contentious, troubled times: Millions are out of work, protestors fill the streets of practically every major city, the global financial system is in ruins, and just about everyone feels disenfranchised.

  • Carbon Copies

    Identical twins always attract a peculiar type of attention, but these gals were walking mirrors. Their uniformity was uncanny.

  • Cambodian Couture

    The Wild West of the East wants to be known for something other than mass murder and landmarks made of human skulls. That's why in November Cambodia hosted its first-ever fashion week.

  • Unveiled

    In Saudi Arabia, I was invited into a world rarely visited by outsiders--one that is considered off-limits and impenetrable--to lift the abaya and niqab and meet the women underneath.

  • Going Down with the Brown

    Crap has already declared war, and it's winning. Behold just a few of the innumerable examples of how shit can kill.

  • The Mungiki, the Taliban, and Me

    The Mungiki are not only Kenya's most violent and notorious mafia/cult/political movement, they might be the largest gang in the world.

  • Records

    And this is the way music should sound. Like the hottest, toughest girl drove you somewhere on her three-wheeler and now you're getting slow-fucked by a nitrous-filled dildo.

  • Comics

    The Beverly Douchebillies

    Do not look directly into the swamp rat's freshly-douched vagina.