While leafing through a sports fishing monthly in a doctor’s waiting room in Denmark, I accidentally discovered an untapped genre of amphibious soft porn. These photos were all taken by German photographer and sport fishing writer Olivier Portrat. When I stumbled upon these aquatic page-three girls, I immediately got in touch with the magazine and requested his contact information. Unfortunately, despite sending him multiple emails I never got a reply. So I suppose we will just have to enjoy these photos at face value, without knowing the answers to questions like, "What kind of bait are they using?" "Is the fin really inside that one lady's vagina?" And, "Are those things real?"