Dear Vice,
This guy had one of these"I'm crazy" shticks where he makes a living off freaking out tourists, like Harry Perry the rollerblading turban-wearing loser in Venice Beach. But while Harry makes bank annoying people and must be drowned, this guy is the opposite, i.e. completely awesome. I asked him if he found the head dress and the dress at the same time and he yelled: "Did they both fall out of the sky around the same time? YES! NOW GIVE ME SOME MONEY!" Under his dress he had these sheets of crumpled plastic that he would peel off the windows of the subway car and use to prop up his dress I think in hopes of a princess/tutu look. But it ends up just looking like a protruding cartoon boner, which I guess works too.
BEN WEINSTEIN
This guy had one of these"I'm crazy" shticks where he makes a living off freaking out tourists, like Harry Perry the rollerblading turban-wearing loser in Venice Beach. But while Harry makes bank annoying people and must be drowned, this guy is the opposite, i.e. completely awesome. I asked him if he found the head dress and the dress at the same time and he yelled: "Did they both fall out of the sky around the same time? YES! NOW GIVE ME SOME MONEY!" Under his dress he had these sheets of crumpled plastic that he would peel off the windows of the subway car and use to prop up his dress I think in hopes of a princess/tutu look. But it ends up just looking like a protruding cartoon boner, which I guess works too.
BEN WEINSTEIN