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Dirty Deeds

If we told you that there was a late-night party dedicated to someone who’s Grandma nicknamed them “Blowfly” because they were a nasty child who she caught singing “Do the Twist” as “Suck My Dick” you would go, right? Hopefully when someone throws a party in the spirit of Blowfly--the guy who wrote songs for KC & the Sunshine Band, invented what’s considered to be the first-ever rap song, and is now an old man who performs in a sparkly suit, cape, and mask like a cool black granddaddy version of that dumb Jack Black movie--that means there will be glitter falling from the ceiling, a lot of clothing dropping off as if it were made of Fruit Roll-Ups, and one of those dance circles with people doing weird ass shaking moves that don’t seem real, like how girls make their asses bounce all supernatural and shit and I just stare. The party starts in a few hours and it’s free. Kinda sucks that Blowfly himself won’t be there, but plenty of DJs will be turning out some of his best jams like “Shake Your Ass” and “Spread Your Cheeks.” The chance to see bare anus in a bar is not to be missed. It starts at 10 at Wreck Room.