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FLORIDA - YES! GET HER!

YES! FUCKING GET HER! PUNCH HER IN THE FUCKING HEAD! FUCKING NARC! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO FUCKING NARCS! Wait, don’t let her get her legs up like that or she can totally—NO, THAT’S IT! YOU’VE GOT HER! FUCKING LAY IN! YES! GIVER EVERYTHING YOUR TRASHY, STRETCH-PANTED ASS CAN MUSTER!

PS: Case pending, cannot in good conscience condone this behavior, blah blah blah, kids these days, state of the world etc….

PPS: According to the local news, the girl got jumped for no other reason than her assailants wanted to make a youtube video. Where did they get that info, you ask? From the girl who got beat up.

Isn’t it kind of sad how unflagging gullibility has become the mainstream media’s single most defining trait? Hey guys, I think I hear a pre-teen sex-bracelet orgy going on behind the gym. Better run quick if you want to catch it.

PPPS: I would love to be doing this to David Jabolnik, right now. I don’t care if he’s got a wife and kids, PAYBACK!