That Was Some Blow Job
In case you just woke up from a coma in Montana (if so, congrats!) and haven't heard, the Eastern Seaboard of the United States got fucked up real bad last night. Hurricane Sandy, a massive orgy of three separate weather systems, made us wait around, nervously eating half our rations before the bad stuff even started. But when it did start at around 6:00, it knocked New York on its ass. As of Tuesday evening, large portions of Manhattan, Queens, and Brooklyn are flooded, the subway system is still down, and much of the city remains without power. We sent Taji Ameen, Jade Katz, and Vito Fun into the most underwater and blown away parts of the city to survey the damage, and this is what they came back with.