Yesterday we celebrated the sun lit hours of July 4th by watching the Octomom porn in the VICE screening room. It was quite literally the scariest thing any of us have ever seen. This is what we looked like while watching it:
Either before or after this happened, I can't remember which, we decided to assign the youngest member of our staff, Sasha Hecht, Girl Reporter, her own porn column. In this column she'll be reviewing porn (professional, or homemade) that YOU send her, so we need you to send her stuff so she can get to work.Email your disgusting, beautiful, straight, queer, multi-cultural, octopus porn to sasha.hecht@vice.com or mail it to her attention at:VICE MAGAZINEC/O Sasha Hecht97 N. 10th St. Suite 204Brooklyn, NY. 11211This is what Sasha and Oprah will look like reviewing your porn:
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