Mika MikoC.Y.S.L.A.B.F.Kill Rock StarsKathryn:This sounds crazy!Would you listen to this?Kathryn:If I was crazy maybe.What do you think they look like?Kathryn:Crazy! Crazy clothes and spiky hair.What do you think they’re yelling about?Kathryn:I dunno. Maybe their hairstyles hurt them.Thumbs up or thumbs down?Kathryn:Two thumbs down. I like Lindsay Lohan better. She’s my favorite.Dr. DreChronicles: DeathRow ClassicsDeath RowKathryn:This is kinda OK. Like, if it was playing in the car or at a dance party.Have you ever heard of Dr. Dre?Kathryn:Nuh-uh.Does he look like a nice man?Kathryn:He looks like he has to go to the bathroom.Uh-oh, he said a curse word.Kathryn:Which one?The b-word. It’s not such a bad one.Kathryn:Oh, I know that one.PajoDrag CityKathryn:He sounds sad. And crazy. I never heard anyone sing like this.When might you listen to this?Kathryn:I would listen to this if I was out in the forest without any clothes.Who do you imagine listening to this kind of music?Kathryn:Someone named Furniture.The DearsGang of LosersArts & CraftsDo you like it?Kathryn:The music is OK but not the guy singing. It’s calledGang of Losers, but it should’ve been calledOne Special Loser.Oh, face!Ecstatic Sunshine
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Isn’t that a cute cover? Kathryn: Umm… what is it? It’s a cat. Ha ha ha! That’s a crazy cat! When do they start singing? I don’t think they do. Why not? It’s instrumental music. It sounds like they are practicing for later. So you’re not into it? It’s OK, but I like High School Musical better. I can do the dance moves and everything.SparklehorseDreamt for Lightyears in the Belly of the MountainCapitolWhat does this make you think of?Rachel:Calm, like singing to the stars. I would eat fruit listening to this music. Bananas, apples, peaches—stuff like that.Lauren:I think it’s sort of like she is singing to herself or her dog or something. This isn’t really my thing.When would you listen to this music?Rachel:When you are really sad or lonely.Lauren:This is not my favorite.Rachel:Me neither.Who would listen to this music?Lauren:Crazy boys that smell like skunks.Rachel:People with short arms and short legs.Puffy AmiyumiSplurgeTofuRachel:I think this is a really fun rock band.Lauren:This makes me feel like I am throwing a party in the house.Who would you invite to the party?Rachel:Friends from dance, friends from school, next door neighbors.What do you think this singer looks like?Rachel:Hair dyed purple or pink, with like a skull on her shirt.Who would listen to this?Lauren:A family that likes weird music would listen to this together. Maybe twins, because twins like crazy music sometimes.The Watson TwinsSouthern Manners EPSelf-releasedRachel:This is the best CD I have heard.Lauren:Yeah, this is the best.What do you think happened to make them so sad?Lauren:I think she is just trying to make a sad story so she can make a slow, nice song.So, you don’t think anything sad happened to them?Lauren:Yeah, someone passed away.What do you think these girls look like?Rachel:They probably have nice hairdos.Lauren:They would probably wear clothes that are kind of dressy and kind of funky, like dark blue, gray, and a little bit of black and red.Rachel:I think they would not wear much makeup.OOIOOTaigaThrill JockeyLauren:This isn’t really my thing. It’s like banging. I didn’t like how the music started or how the girl started singing and I didn’t like the tune. It makes me feel so mad.Rachel:This makes me feel sorta mad, sorta sad. Mostly mad. I don’t think I’d ever listen to this.Lauren:I don’t know why they are yelling.What kind of people do you think listen to this music?Rachel:Japanese people.Lauren:Mad people.What do you think the people that listen to this music look like?Rachel:They probably look like they are hunting for food.Lauren:This is funny.Rachel:This is not the worst CD I have ever heard, but it is one of them.Jennifer O’Connor
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Matador Lauren: It is sort of plain. It’s not very fun, there is not very much music. Rachel: I think she sounds pretty sad. Lauren: I think she is singing because her best friend died. Rachel: It is sort of boring. Like she is riding a horse. If this music was a flavor of ice cream, what flavor would it be? Lauren: Like dark, dark chocolate. Rachel: Like brownie, but plain. Lauren: This makes me feel sort of sad and sort of funny, like if you are moving to get a new cottage but you are sad you are leaving the old cottage.The HusbandsThere’s Nothing I’d Like More than to See You DeadSwamiHow would you describe this music?Macklin:Some sort of rock music and very wild.Would you ever listen to this?Macklin:Maybe when my friend came over and we had nothing to do, we’d put it on and jump around.If this music was an animal, what animal would it be?Macklin:I can picture a penguin with a purple afro.Carson:A monkey! Monkeys rock!Acid Mothers Temple & the Melting Paraiso U.F.O.Have You Seen the Other Side of the Sky?Ace FuCarson:Sounds like a wild jungle with monkeys screaming and lions chasing giraffes and the giraffe can’t move. Wild, wild jungle.Macklin:A rocketship going up into the air mixed with punk rock. Very wild.Carson:Very, very wild!What do you think they look like?Carson:Bald.Can you tell what language he’s singing in?Macklin:Hebrew?MastodonBlood MountainRepriseHow would you describe this?Macklin:It sounds like… disturbing. I don’t recommend it.Carson:Very wild. Wild, wild, wild.What do you think the band looks like?Macklin:Maybe they have mohawks.Have you ever had a mohawk?Carson:No, but I dyed my hair purple for Crazy Hair Day at camp.Bonnie “Prince” BillyThe Letting GoDrag CityCarson:This is probably not wild music.How can you tell? I haven’t even played it yet.Macklin:’Cause it’s got a picture of a beach on it.Carson:That is a very calm place.You’re totally right! Let’s listen.Macklin:We would play this in the car.Carson:We like calm music in the car.Macklin:Or the radio. We like Z100. They have the best songs.What does this music make you imagine?Carson:Very sad moments.V/A
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The Numero Group Macklin: This reminds me of a song me and my friend made on Garage Band in computer camp. Carson and Macklin’s mom: If we were listening to this in the car, how long would it be before you made me turn it off? Macklin: Depends what kind of mood I’m in. if I’m in the mood for a Sean Paul song, then like, five minutes. Ooh, Sean Paul! I really like “Temperature.” Macklin: Yeah, that one is good. I also like “Give It Up to Me” but it’s inappropriate. It’s hard to understand him, but if you read the lyrics, it’s very inappropriate. Carson: Very, very inappropriate!The Mars VoltaAmputechtureUniversalMiranda:It sounds like in a musical where something bad would happen. It’s like that mixed with Japanese music and punk rock.Sabrina:I like the beat. But I don’t like the songs.Rory:I LOVE it!Miranda:The only reason he likes it is ’cause I don’t like it.Why do you like it, Rory?Rory:It’s kind of sad, but then in the middle it sounded like something happened, like a rainbow! It makes me feel right at home when I see a rainbow pictured in my head.Miranda:The guy’s voice sounds like a girl. It keeps going up and down, up and down. I don’t really like it.What kind of people do you think listen to this?Miranda:Sad people who are depressed.Rory:Japanese!Miho HatoriEcdysisRykodiscMiranda:She’s singing in another language. I like it!Sabrina:Yeah, I like it! It’s jazzy.Who do you think listens to this?Miranda:People who are very jazzy, and people who speak Japanese.When might you listen to this?Sabrina:Sometimes I listen to Spanish music on the radio. But maybe if I got sick of that I would try to find a Japanese channel.Miranda:Maybe while eating dinner, but not so often.What did you think of it, Rory?Rory:It was great! I was reading a story in my head while it was going on.What kind of story?Rory:Something about a knight, with me being Peter Pan.PharrellIn My MindInterscopeGwen Stefani sings on this song, do you like her?Sabrina:Yeah![singing]I ain’t no hollaback girl!Oops, sorry, there was a curse word.Miranda:It’s OK, we know all of them.Sabrina:[dancing]Once I start dancing, I can’t stop!You’re a good dancer! Where’d you learn those moves?Sabrina:I saw them on TV.Miranda:This is OK, but it’s not the best. It’s all kind of the same. But I would definitely dance to it.Do you have a favorite rap song?Miranda:My favorite song that’s closest to rap is probably “Hips Don’t Lie” by Shakira.Sabrina:I like Black-Eyed Peas. I love hip-hop and R&B.HellaAcoustics5RCSabrina:Is that chocolate on the cover? Ha ha ha! It looks like chocolate!Yeah, it’s a melted chocolate Easter bunny.Sabrina:Ha ha ha! It looks like an elephant!Based on the cover picture, what would you think the music sounds like?Sabrina:Chocolaty!Miranda:Maybe a little rock-ish, like they want to destroy stuff.That’s pretty right on. Let’s listen to it now.Miranda:It sounds like a different culture mixed with punk rock.Does it make you feel happy or sad?Rory:Happy. REALLY happy.Miranda:It makes me feel weird.Pere Ubu
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Smog Veil Miranda: Why I Hate Women? I don’t wanna listen to that! Stupid sexist men! Women rule the universe, thank you very much! Why do you think he hates women? Miranda: He probably got dumped and he’s taking revenge! Sabrina: I don’t like this. Miranda: His voice sounds like the voice my friend makes when he’s trying to be weird. Sabrina: Like an alien voice. Like, “Myeh, myeh, myeh!” What kind of people do you think listen to this stuff? Miranda: Men who are dateless.
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Isn’t that a cute cover? Kathryn: Umm… what is it? It’s a cat. Ha ha ha! That’s a crazy cat! When do they start singing? I don’t think they do. Why not? It’s instrumental music. It sounds like they are practicing for later. So you’re not into it? It’s OK, but I like High School Musical better. I can do the dance moves and everything.SparklehorseDreamt for Lightyears in the Belly of the MountainCapitolWhat does this make you think of?Rachel:Calm, like singing to the stars. I would eat fruit listening to this music. Bananas, apples, peaches—stuff like that.
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Matador Lauren: It is sort of plain. It’s not very fun, there is not very much music. Rachel: I think she sounds pretty sad. Lauren: I think she is singing because her best friend died. Rachel: It is sort of boring. Like she is riding a horse. If this music was a flavor of ice cream, what flavor would it be? Lauren: Like dark, dark chocolate. Rachel: Like brownie, but plain. Lauren: This makes me feel sort of sad and sort of funny, like if you are moving to get a new cottage but you are sad you are leaving the old cottage.The HusbandsThere’s Nothing I’d Like More than to See You DeadSwamiHow would you describe this music?
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Good God! A Gospel Funk Hymnal
The Numero Group Macklin: This reminds me of a song me and my friend made on Garage Band in computer camp. Carson and Macklin’s mom: If we were listening to this in the car, how long would it be before you made me turn it off? Macklin: Depends what kind of mood I’m in. if I’m in the mood for a Sean Paul song, then like, five minutes. Ooh, Sean Paul! I really like “Temperature.” Macklin: Yeah, that one is good. I also like “Give It Up to Me” but it’s inappropriate. It’s hard to understand him, but if you read the lyrics, it’s very inappropriate. Carson: Very, very inappropriate!The Mars VoltaAmputechtureUniversalMiranda:It sounds like in a musical where something bad would happen. It’s like that mixed with Japanese music and punk rock.Sabrina:I like the beat. But I don’t like the songs.Rory:I LOVE it!Miranda:The only reason he likes it is ’cause I don’t like it.Why do you like it, Rory?Rory:It’s kind of sad, but then in the middle it sounded like something happened, like a rainbow! It makes me feel right at home when I see a rainbow pictured in my head.Miranda:The guy’s voice sounds like a girl. It keeps going up and down, up and down. I don’t really like it.What kind of people do you think listen to this?Miranda:Sad people who are depressed.Rory:Japanese!Miho Hatori
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Smog Veil Miranda: Why I Hate Women? I don’t wanna listen to that! Stupid sexist men! Women rule the universe, thank you very much! Why do you think he hates women? Miranda: He probably got dumped and he’s taking revenge! Sabrina: I don’t like this. Miranda: His voice sounds like the voice my friend makes when he’s trying to be weird. Sabrina: Like an alien voice. Like, “Myeh, myeh, myeh!” What kind of people do you think listen to this stuff? Miranda: Men who are dateless.