Theory: Nicki Minaj Is Actually Jay-Z Sped Up
In this blog post, I hope to prove that the popular singer Nicki Minaj is actually voiced by a sped up Jay-Z.
As you can hear in this video clip, Nicki Minaj slowed down is 100 percent without question actually Jay-Z.
It should come as no surprise that, having cornered the markets in rap, non-racist champagne, clothing, and lifestyle websites, Jay would also want to conquer the female rap game.
And have you ever seen Jay-Z in the same vocal recording booth as Nicki Minaj while she's recording a vocal track? DIDN'T THINK SO.
Conclusion: As we have seen here, there is no way that Nicki Minaj is not, in fact, Jay-Z.
I have no idea what this means in terms of the Illuminati, but I'm sure you'll all line up in the comments to tell me.