It's been a while since the last installment of Why Are You Doing This? Because I kind of forgot about it. But then this poop morsel fell into my ears and I had to take action.Um, there's something wrong with this. Like, in general. When I put the CD in my computer a little screen popped up saying that the disc was registering four options, one of which was a Korn album. Excuse me? Then once it started playing, it only played out of one side of my headphones. Justin Jude, do you need some help? Hey, put down that bag of organic groceries and just sit down. I'll figure this out for you.Justin Jude is from Portland, Oregon and the picture of him on the back of the CD sleeve shows him in a bleak suit, sporting a Mormon's haircut and clutching onto his elbows as if to say "I am scared of my own life."The songs on this album, which is titled 5 Kinds of Rain, sound like what a man would compose and lovingly arrange on a mixtape for a woman who will never listen to it because she's much too busy lining up the gold fancy man shoes left under her bed and ball gargling all his friends. He hits a note on the second track, a song called "The Dead Sea" which is so yelly and jarring that it put me in a violent mood for roughly 45 minutes. On an earlier track (I forget which) he sings the following lyrics:"Coffee and beer/Everyone's queer/And has no fear."Oh?Previously - The Dark Monk @WolfieVibes
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