You Should Go See Christmas on Sunday

Remember how I wrote about Emily Beanblossom (aka the prettiest lady in the world) for Kelly’s Krush Korner a few weeks ago? Well her band, Christmas, is on tour now and they’re playing a show at Cake Shop on Sunday. You should go because then you’ll get to 1) see that I was right about the whole Emily thing 2) be reminded that not all music sucks 3) be able to meet me in person because I’ll most likely (100 percent) be there stalking Emily. Chances are I’ll be doing mortifying things like my signature dance moves, buying all of Emily’s drinks, and offering up “my couch” for her to “crash on.”

Christmas released a tour single called “PYONG” which you can download from their Bandcamp thing here.

And here’s a video. Skip through the part where the guys in the band are jawing away about nonsense and get to the part where you can see Emily.

Cake Shop
152 Ludlow St.
11/20
8 PM