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We Have a Winner for Our Dick Insurance Contest!
"The dick insurance isn't for me; it's for my best friend, who's broken his dick twice. The first time was with his ex-girlfriend. They were going at it from behind, and it slipped out and cracked, blood everywhere."
All-Star Weakened
For All-Star Weekend, the NBA will wrap all the good stuff—the awesome basketball stuff—in lucrative, sponsored artificiality, so that no one would ever possibly care about it.
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